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v6.2.1 - moving along, a point increase at a time

Sev TNG: Measly is going to the Academy

I guess this one is for those who didn't like Wesley Crusher.  The alternative punchlines were all very mean-spirited toward Wesley, but this one was the one that I liked the best from all of them, and it feels a little more comic-strip-like: Sev Fleet's Insurance Company won't insure the Enterprize while you're on board. (original archive here)
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Sev TNG: Jazz humor...or not

This one didn't really resonate with me these days. Yes, it makes sense for Riker - given his interest in Jazz, but I think the alternate submission of " We could use it as a hood ornament for the Enterprize" was a little better.(original archive here)
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Sev TNG: I mean, have you looked at the other guy?

It's hard to believe, but I guess life imitates art. A couple of weeks ago the Democratic Party in the US unveiled their new slogan: I mean, have you seen the other guys?  (link to TheHill.com). I guess someone's got to make the Federation look good with all those badmirals running around :p (original archive here)
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Sev TNG: disfunctional tractor beams

Not really sure how to interpret this one.   Wondering what I thought when I originally read this.(original archive here)
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Sev TNG: the French captain

Hmmm... Should Picard be drinking tea?  Or, since there is synthahol why not some good Bordeaux? ;-) (original archive here)
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Sev TNG: IBM compatibility

Oh the 90s... when everything was IBM compatible (well, PCs before Windows took over were touted as being IBM compatible, which I guess was DOS compatible).  I do wonder what today's equivalent would be.  What OS would data run?(original archive here)
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Sev TNG: Klingons always annoyed

A bit sophomoric humor about a Klingon's resting angry face...(original archive here)
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Sev Trek: The X Generation

With the end of the original series trek,the Sev Trek crew moved onto the X Generation. Before I start re-posting from the archive, here is an introduction to the crew. 20 years ago when I first came across these I thought they were funny.  Some of them now seem quite sophomoric... 😐 . I guess some things don't get better with age 😜 Jet Lag Pinchhard As Captain of the Enterforaprize,
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Sev Trek: Kirk kisses clone

Love thyself?  (original archive here)
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Sev Trek: Earth-centered galaxy

Earth-centered starfleet? nope! It's the entire galaxy! (original archive here)
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Sev Trek: Shapeshifter

Kirk can only focus on one thing at a time...  (original archive here)
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Sev Trek: The rediscovered franchise

LOL, that is before the JJ reboot of course ;-) (original archive here)
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Sev Trek: Kirk casts God

ROFL...(original archive here)
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Sev Trek: Jailbreak

Hmmmm...(original archive here)
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Sev Trek: Catching Quirk

I soooo don't remember this part of the movie... rewatch is in order...(original archive here)
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Sev Trek: Poor Squatty

When I first came across this in high school I thought it was funny...now some of these seem in poor taste... RIP Montgomery Scott(original archive here)
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Sev Trek: The infernal frontier

LOL...The one where they meet God?(original archive here)
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Sev Trek: There be whales here

Poor Scotty...(original archive here)
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Sev Trek: Translating the probe

So long and thanks for all the fish... :-) (original archive here)
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Sev Trek: Can a Mac really do that?

Someone needs to have Trek time travel and do fast food...but these days that might just be free product placement...Advertising ruins everything! :-) (original archive here)
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Sev Trek: Strong language

I was getting some Snakes on a Plane thoughts with this one " I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes on this Monday through Friday plane!" ;-)(original archive here)
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Sev Trek: Punks

Sort of reminds me a bit of the Voyager episode...(original archive here)
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Sev Trek: Whale thoughts

Scratching that itch, or mindmeld? or both?...  (original archive here)
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Sev Trek: Mindmelding with whales

Who knew you could mind-meld with a whale...  (original archive here)
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Sev Trek: The Voyeur Home

Hey, it's that time-traveling movie about saving the whales... :-) (original archive here)
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Sev Trek: The spoof of spock

Kirk should have had more meaningful relationships in his time :-) (original archive here)
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Sev Trek: The spoof of spock

Not a great punchline... ;-) (original archive here)
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Sev Trek: The spoof of spock

Ahhh yes... Now I remember this movie (looks like Spock has a pokeball on his chest)...(original archive here)
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Sev Trek: The spoof of spock

Ferengi...before the Frerengi!(original archive here)
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Sev Trek: The spoof of spock

A little 'search for Spock' humor...  I actually don't remember that movie much, but I guess the enterprise gets destroyed (again) ;-) (original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek: The Wrath of Khant

ROFL :-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek: The Wrath of Khant

ROFL.  While I like the TWoK uniforms, they are a little too red for my taste :-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek: The Wrath of Khant

#facepalm...(original archive here)
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Jurrassic Trek:The Wrath of Khant

Kirk had a kid?! Wonder if we are going to see this in the NuTrek ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurrasic Trek: The Wrath of Khant

Making fun of a very touching moment...(original archive here)
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Jurrasic Trek: The wrath of Khant

Poor Doohan...(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek: The Wrath of Khant

ROFL...Chekov did look different (I guess Kahn has built in software to extrapolate age) :-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek: Slow Motion Approach, part deux

More poking fun at the intro of the motion picture(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek: Slow motion blackboax

Motion picture innovations (along with the disco inpired uniforms), they had this thing that looked like a giant belt buckle.  Seems like a technology fannie-pack (in the American sense of the word) to me :)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek: Slow motion approach

Ah yes...that long...long...long intro scene in the motion picture.  Good fanboyism in the day, but seriously - too long!(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek: Oath of Celibacy

We've now moved on to the Movie-Era TOS comic strips.  This on comes from the Motion Picture, which is parodied as "the slow motion picture".  Commentary on this is interesting.  I remember watching the motion picture and I found it odd that they needed to mention the oath of celibacy - It is the future, and starfleet is a military organization (in some part) - why bother? :-/(original
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Jurassic Trek files: Synonyms for death

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the (time honored?) trope of killing off the red shirt ;-) Pretty fitting for this to be the last strip in the TOS. Starting next week, TOS movie-based comics ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Qwirk's torn shirt

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of themany time Kirk had a torn shirt... (you'd think Starfleet would have more durable materials!)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Qwirk vs. Computers

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of...well... not sure of this one...(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Time estimates

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of Scotty's time estimates for when things are ready ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Qwirk's speech

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the way Shatner spoke as Kirk (or at least the exaggerated way people make fun of it)  ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Treating aliens

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of Kirk's libido (again) :p(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Only ship in range

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the being the only ship in range to take care of galactic disasters.(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Ensign target

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the (time honored?) trope of killing off the red shirt ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Silicone-based life forms

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the orions...and Kirk's libido.(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: New Sev Fleet Uniform

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the various uniforms in Trek (someone should make fun of the TMP uniforms!)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Reharshed ensign

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the (time honored?) trope of killing off the red shirt ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Velcron marry human

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of interspecies marriages (and probably marriages in general) :-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Mindreading Qwirk

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the trinity of Kirk, Spock, and McCoy(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Future Qwirk

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the iconian time gateway...and Kirk's future ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Qwirk dewigged

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of...well,  I am not sure.  Did Shatner wear a wig on set? (original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Transploder Malfunction

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the many transporter malfunctions :-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Shortened mission

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the killing off of the original series after 3 seasons. However, Spook is incorrect here - it seems (at least according to various Trek sources I read) that the original mission was 4 years in at the end of season 3 (or was it at the end of the animated series?)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Squatty's Fingers

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek seemed originally to be going for a "live long and prosper" but I guess it's all about workplace safety :-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Spock's Catchphrase

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of "fascinating" ;-) (original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Interracial Kiss

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek comments on the infamous episode with the interracial kiss (which was controversial for its time)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Spock joins Sev Fleet

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the reason why Spock joined Sev Fleet ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: sibbling rivalry?

Hmmmm....(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Quirk's Wig

Did Kirk have a hairpiece? (original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: On catch-phrases

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of Scottys "she cannae take any more capt'n!"  ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: More red shirts

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the (time honored?) trope of killing off the red shirt ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Away Missions

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the (time honored?) trope of killing off the red shirt ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Spock's ears

How very... recursive :-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: that thing that Uhura wears...

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the (time honored?) trope of killing off the red shirt ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Wait until you meet Q ;-)

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of not changing the laws of physics... wait until TNG to meet Q  ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: The Jurassic Trek Mission

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the original five year mission (cut short after 3 years due to budget cuts?)  ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Dammit Gym I'm a Doctor...

I think this strip was made as a tribute to DeForrest Kelley when he passed :-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Tribble troubles

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun Kirk's...promiscuity?  ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: The doctor...and the transporter

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the McCoy's fear of transporters ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Transporter Error...

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the (many?) times there were transporter issues on the Enterprise (might still be under warranty...)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: What's that thing spock keeps looking into?

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the that rectangle that Spock keeps looking into *there are monitors on the bridge, aren't there?)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: The Velcron neckpinch

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the Vulcan neck pinch...although my favorite one of all time is still in Spaceballs: The Movie :-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Where's Pike?

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the multiple captains of the original Enterprise...(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Charlie X reference?

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek .... well... just facepalm... (original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Velcron hand salute

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the Vulcan live and long and prosper ?! ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Alternative Universe

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the the alternative universe.  Wait...were are the vil mustaches? (original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Quirk vs computers

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun sentient computers as captors (and Kirk's flirt-with-anything attitude).  Or ούτε θηλυκιά γάτα as the Greeks would say...(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files:Crabapple loves Spook

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek tackles Nurse Chapel and Spock... Wonder why that went nowhere (and why in the JJ it's Spock and Uhura...)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: He's dead Gym!

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of Bone's phrase "He's dead Jim!".  It took a while to get a Red Shirt joke!(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Skimpy alien babe

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of Orions...and other skimpy covered female aliens.  Must have a high tolerance for cold...(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Havea Sevvy X-Mas and a Happy New Year

Happy Holidays (remember, Santa comes on January 1st for Greeks)  ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Earthy alien cultures

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun how alien cultures look Human.  Must be some mental translation matrix...(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Meeting Santa

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the (time honored?) trope of killing off the red shirt ;-)(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Foot Pumping Thingy

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun some of the original Trek's medical technology.  What was that foot pumping thing anyway?(original archive here)
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Jurassic Trek files: Of men, and ripped shirts

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the Captain Kirk...and the many times his shirt seemed to rip open on the series...(original archive here)
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SevTrek: Jurassic Medtools

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek we collectively say "Damn it, Jim! We're doctors, not butchers!"(original archive here)
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SevTrek: Quirk's Clone

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek reminds me that I really don't remember Kirk having a clone...(original archive here)
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SevTrek: So...what do we do now?

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes us wonder what do people do between arriving at destinations? Off to the recreation room? ;-)(original archive here)
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SevTrek: Cheap looking Toycorder

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the limited budgets of 1960s television production ;-)(original archive here)
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SevTrek: Beaming down a red shirt

This comic strip of Jurassic Trek makes fun of the (time honored?) trope of killing off the red shirt ;-)(original archive here)
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SevTrek: Jurassic Trek Introduction

With the end of enterforaprize, the next SevTrek in the SevTrek chronology is Jurassic Trek - a spoof of The Original Series.  Presenting the crew of Jurassic Trek (original source):Captain Gym QuirkThe typical 60's TV man. Butt kicking, womanizing and wearer of shirts that would come off at the slightest provocation. Although Jurassic Trek only lasted 3 years, some say if Quirk had got through
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Sev Trek: Design your alien

One of the things I came across while looking for Sev Trek: Enterforaprize comics was this call for suggesting aliens to create for the comic series (half-tribble half-klingon?)
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Sev Trek: Le Directive Prime-Time

This week's Sev Trek: Enterforaprize comic is actually the last one I could find on the web.  This one is in French.  The great thing about Sev Trek is that even though the original was in English (I think the creator is Australian), there was an active community that translated the materials to French and German predominantly, however I think I came across some Russian, Czech, Finnish,
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Sev Trek: One of the few Malcolm Reed parodies

This week's Sev Trek: Enterforaprize comic is one of the few Malcolm Reed parodies.  Not bad :-)
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Sev Trek: Making fun of catsuits #2

This week's Sev Trek: Enterforaprize comic tackles the topic of catsuits, again.  Seems like the readers of the comic strip had fun with this one.
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Sev Trek: Damned catsuits

This week's Sev Trek: Enterforaprize comic tackles the topic of catsuits on female characters.  I didn't really think a lot about this when the series were airing, but on my most recent rewatches I've often thought "WTF?!" Why do Troy, Seven of Nine, and T'Pol have regular uniforms? (Haven't seen DS9 recently).  Hopefully the next series will do away with the catsuit.
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Sev Trek: To Sev where no one has Seved before

This week's Sev Trek: Enterforaprize comic tackles the topic of....repetition, and burned out writers by the time they got to start with the Enterprise series.  I guess for the next Trek series we shouldn't do yet another enterprise.
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Sev Trek: Human smell and the nose pinch

This week's Sev Trek: Enterforaprize comic makes a little joke about the Vulcan neck pinch.  Curious how we didn't hear about how bad humans smell to vulcans after a few episodes...
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Sev Trek: Why did humans not explore the cosmos?

This week's Sev Trek: Enterforaprize comic tackles the topic of why the Vulcans, errr, sorry, the Velcrons prevented Humans from exploring the cosmos for such a long time.
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Sev Trek: Porthos and Alien Substances

This week's Sev Trek: Enterforaprize comic tackles the topic of Porthos. The topic of where Porthos goes to the bathroom was also something discussed on MacOSX.com, from what I remember.
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Sev: Andorian Antennae

This week's Sev Trek: Enterforaprize comic tackles the topic of Andorians and their Antennae.  Andorians were actually one of my favorite species, as is evident from my Star Trek Online character who is also an Andorian.I forgot to mention last week that the punchline for all of the Sev comics (from what I remember) was always outsourced. There was a competition each week (or was it every 2 weeks?)
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Sev me up!

Back in the late 1990s and early 2000s, basically from the time I started browsing the internet in high school and early college, one of the websites that I went to pretty religiously was Sev.com.au, the home of a cartoonist who created comic strips around some popular science fiction shows, including Star Trek.  In the early 2000s I guess he decided to call it quits, but I've recently been salvaging
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Sevylon 5: Last best hope for peace

Back in the day a friend of mine and I used to have debates about which series was better, Babylon 5 or Star Trek Deep Space Nine.  I sided with DS9 back then (still do, the dialog on Babylon 5 is pretty awful - good story though).  There used to be a parody comic strip (which has now disappeared from the web) which had various off-shoots like Sevylon 5 (Babylong 5 parody).  If the
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